...when I ran a little brown bunny into the ground.
I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with the phenomenon of running over small furry creatures with a car. In case you aren't familiar, I will go ahead and tell you that it's borderline devastating. In such instances, one must either burst into tears or laugh hysterically just to cope with the initial onslaught of horror.
On our recent trip home to see our parents, my sister and I chose to laugh hysterically. We accomplished this by re-writing history to suit our guilty consciences.
This is the story of The Bunny Who Went Out With A Bang.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Note: I'm aware that I misspelled "acute," but I am too tired to fix it right now.
You should write children's books! Wait, maybe not...
ReplyDeleteHey, they gotta learn sometime. ;)
ReplyDeleteDid you see the superbowl commercial where the guy swerved to keep from running over a beaver, and the beaver remembered and chopped down a tree the next time he came down the road to keep him from driving over the bridge that was about to collapse?
ReplyDeleteYou and Emily suck.
I was all set to get gushy and thank you for your nice comment on the entry before this one, and then I checked this one.
ReplyDeleteYOU suck.
I didn't see that commercial. But it sounds pretty good.